James Dean Bradfield quotes and miscellaneous rock musings!
Audio (Concert Ad-Libs) Borrowed from Manicaholic
This is an example of what we used to play like in 1991.
Big Jim puts on his boxing gloves.
You could never love me because you're too fucking ugly.
Thats the most applause we've ever had!
Written Wisdom
"The point,' says James fucking Dean, "is one album, one double album that goes to Number One worldwide. It has to be that way. One album, then we split. If it doesn't work, we split anyway. Either way, after one album, we're finished.""
"Well there was this Japanese band called The Penpals that did a cover of You Love Us - I'm not being at all, kind of like y'know, there's no kind of negative connotations to this in terms of approaching another culture - but kind of like y'know, it is You Ruff Us. You Ruff Us [pronounced Ruv] When they came to one of our gigs in Japan, they'd said something about the pronunciation will make you laugh, so they said it first, not me. But that's a really good metal version. And there's an amazing Italian house version of If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next "
"James Dean Bradfield welcomes me into the room, shakes my hand, and then, for a man in his position, does something highly unusual: he makes a cup of tea. This is unusual because singers in multi-million selling rock bands usually have people to make the tea for them, people who scuttle around getting this, getting that, making sure everyone is happy. (Although, in Bradfield's case, this might not be a bad thing, because his tea is horrible.)"
"Men just want to see women with their legs open, I'm not quite sure about women. I would think that women would want to see erections, how well hung a man is, but until women catch up in terms of buying porn for themselves there's no way of knowing. If you go to Germany or Holland, you find men and women, couples, looking at porn- these countries are far ahead of us in terms of acceptance of pornography. But I don't think it will happen here. "
(about sex shops) "All bands have. When you tour Germany and Holland, that's what you do. I've been in one in Britain and it was so limp-wristed that I walked straight out. I'm too used to the hard stuff..."
"I don't care what I do.Iif I make one double album then decide to grow a beard and stop washing and go and live in the Shetland Islands then I will."
"The only way I can explain is it's like being on a diet. After weeks of having lettuce, tomato, you know, you come out at the end of it all wanting a burger and chips"
This site is in no way affiliated with James Dean Bradfield. It is merely my prediction of what Jim would have been like if he had continued to drink as much Websters as he did during the EMG Tour of 1996. The real Jim doesn't use the word "twod" as much in real life. Nor does he shit in rivers/hijack cars/practice yoga/stalk Carol Vorderman. All rights denied. Stay Beautiful CHUCKS!